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BRUSSELS (Rooters agency) – The Western military alliance NETO (Nearly Everywhere Treaty Organization) has forcefully rejected claims that it is not doing enough in regard to the Russian invasion of Ukraine. Speaking to journalists here, Jan Stutterstop, secretary-general of NETO, … Continue reading →

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – The liberal wing of politics here is quietly pleased with a particular contrast between the current administration and its predecessor. Former President Ronald Dump, who had pledged to choose “the best people” for government positions, in … Continue reading →

WASHINGTON, February 14, 2024 (Rooters agency) – An unexpected court ruling has disrupted nearly everyone’s expectations regarding the current presidential election campaign. In a surprise 6-3 decision, the country’s highest judicial body, the Supine Corpse, has disqualified former President Ronald … Continue reading →

(Rooters agency analysis) – “Quick draw” is a skyrocketing industry in America, and it has nothing to do with the graphic arts. Across the United States, in red states and blue, businesses providing “rapid-response firearm training” are springing up and … Continue reading →

AUSTIN, TX (Rooters agency) – School boards and teachers are scrambling to find texts that conform with a new state law requiring schools and teachers to present both sides of political issues. Last week, education authorities informed the school board … Continue reading →

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – In what some analysts are calling “the biggest move for international peace and security since the Stalin-Hitler pact,” the US, UK, and Australia have formed a new defense alliance among the three countries. Since those countries … Continue reading →

TAMPA BAY (Rooters agency) October 7, 2021 – The Major League Baseball playoffs were thrown into confusion today when the opening game of the American League divisional series here was abruptly discontinued in the first inning. The Rays pitcher had … Continue reading →

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – America’s newest political party has announced plans for protests on roads in major cities and at strategic locations on the interstate highway system. A spokesperson for the Complete Liberty Party said that “thousands, or dozens, of … Continue reading →

WASHINGTON (Reuters agency) – Following is the text of a statement issued by President Joe Notrump on the situation in Cuba: “We stand with the Cuban people and their call for relief from the tragic grip of the coronavirus pandemic. … Continue reading →

BRUSSELS (Rooters agency) – To the surprise of many geopolitical scientists who weren’t paying attention, a big issue at this week’s NATO summit has been names. NATO of course stands for North Atlantic Treaty Organization. Even when it was first … Continue reading →