WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – President Ronald Dump has said he has “mountains of evidence of vote cheating by Democrats and Fake News media” in the course of the presidential election. Therefore, he expects the courts to confirm that he has been re-elected for a second term.
Asked to specify and reveal his evidence of vote fraud, the President stated, “Unfortunately, I can’t do that now because the evidence is being audited – by lawyers and other experts.”
Once the audit of the evidence is completed, he promised, “I will reveal it all and you will be stunned.”
Questioned as to when he expected the audit to be completed, he replied, “I think it will be fairly early in my second term. Maybe around the same time as the audit of my tax returns.
“But the voters don’t really care about that stuff. That’s why I won the elections so easily.”
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