WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – America’s newest political party has announced plans for protests on roads in major cities and at strategic locations on the interstate highway system.

A spokesperson for the Complete Liberty Party said that “thousands, or dozens, of our supporters” would demonstrate their opposition to “governments’ unconstitutional and socialistic attempts to destroy our freedoms by banning us from driving on parts of the roads that our own taxes have paid for.”

They would do this by driving their vehicles “on the right side, left side, or middle” of roads and expressways, “including switching sides whenever it suits us.”

The spokesperson declined to specify when the protest actions would take place. “We are for complete liberty, so we would not presume to tell our supporters when to do something. We will back them whenever and wherever they defend their God-given freedom to defy dictatorship over our roads.”