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Disagreement over US-Britain summit

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – Analysts and politicians on both sides of the Atlantic are scrambling to discern the full meaning of the just concluded First Best Ever Special Relationship Summit. It is generally agreed that the two summiteers – Ronald … Continue reading

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President announces plans for Greenland

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – President Ronald Dump today announced that the United States has acquired Greenland as its newest territory. The President denounced as “fake news” reports that the government of Denmark had denied there was any agreement for the … Continue reading

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Vote for Hatred

Sir: Here is our first draft of the re-election ad. We look forward to your comments. Vote for Hatred. Vote for Me. All those Others who Infest OUR COUNTRY are against us. We must stop them. Hate them. The Other … Continue reading

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The President comments

@realRonaldDump My THOUGHTS and PRAYERS with our American citizens, from Toledo to Palo Alto. Especially Toledo mostly real Americans. Texas also in my thoughts. Empty until 1776. Then Americans moved in and made Texas Great Again for frist time. Wonderful … Continue reading

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Democrats respond to President’s surprise announcement

WASHINGTON, November 5, 2020 (Rooters agency) – After meeting from Wednesday evening into the early morning hours today, members of the Democratic National Committee and influential Democratic politicians emerged to declare their party’s response to President Ronald Dump’s announcement and … Continue reading

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The President’s speech

[The following is an unofficial transcript by Rooters agency of President Ronald Dump’s July 4 speech in Washington.] My fellow good people Americans on both sides – you know who I mean: Today is an important anniversary of the day … Continue reading

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Iran misunderstands US demand

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – The administration of President Ronald Dump has been working overtime in an effort to “correct an unfortunate misunderstanding.” The misunderstanding arose when Secretary of State Dick Pompous told a press conference that President Dump was ready … Continue reading

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