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President calls for more statues

Posted on August 19, 2017

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – President Ronald Dump has called for a national effort to “preserve America’s wonderful history and wonderful heritage very much” through the building of “very big very beautiful statues.” Speaking at a press conference called to explain … Continue reading →

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President reveals his philosophical bent

Posted on August 9, 2017

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – After the proven success of banning use of the term “climate change” by government departments and agencies, the Administration of President Ronald Dump has decided to broaden the policy. It was recently discovered that staff at … Continue reading →

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General unclear on President’s nuclear order

Posted on July 31, 2017

FARTBLASTER MISSILE BASE, NORTH DAKOTA (Rooters agency) – Air Force General Buck Turgidpop has asked for clarification of President Ronald Dump’s tweet ordering an immediate nuclear strike. The President’s tweet, which aroused considerable interest around the world, said, “China not … Continue reading →

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President replaces What’s-his-name three days early

Posted on July 29, 2017

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – In a surprise move to many sleepers, on July 28 President Ronald Dump obtained the resignation of his White House Chief of Stuff, Rancid Preprandial. The resignation came a full three days before the normal monthly … Continue reading →

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France, Britain show how to solve air problems

Posted on July 26, 2017

Analysis (Rooters agency) – Environmentalists and air breathers around the world have enthusiastically welcomed the decisions by the French and British governments to ban the production and sale of petrol and diesel cars from 2040. “This is wonderful,” said an … Continue reading →

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Unexpected outcome of Presidents’ meeting

Posted on July 7, 2017

HAMBURG (Rooters agency) – US President Ronald Dump has abruptly broken off all friendly relations with Russian President Vladitude Buttinsky, apparently because of a careless remark by Buttinsky when the two presidents met face to face here. According to eyewitness … Continue reading →

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