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WASHINGTON, November 5, 2020 (Rooters agency) – After meeting from Wednesday evening into the early morning hours today, members of the Democratic National Committee and influential Democratic politicians emerged to declare their party’s response to President Ronald Dump’s announcement and … Continue reading →

[The following is an unofficial transcript by Rooters agency of President Ronald Dump’s July 4 speech in Washington.] My fellow good people Americans on both sides – you know who I mean: Today is an important anniversary of the day … Continue reading →

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – The administration of President Ronald Dump has been working overtime in an effort to “correct an unfortunate misunderstanding.” The misunderstanding arose when Secretary of State Dick Pompous told a press conference that President Dump was ready … Continue reading →

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – US President Ronald Dump today declared that there was “no confusion” if he endorsed one – or more – of the candidates for Prime Minister of the Barely United Kingdom. Some commentators had suggested that it … Continue reading →

LOWMIND PARK, CA (Rooters agency) – The US technology giant Gobble has announced that it will cease providing crucial update information to one of its customers, the Chinese telecoms company Hayway Technologies. Hayway’s phones use Gobble’s operating system Ambiguous. Updates … Continue reading →

LONDON (Rooters agency) – The government of the Barely United Kingdom has quickly realigned itself with the US administration of Ronald Dump over what the latter regards as an “increased Iranian threat.” Earlier in the week, the US and the … Continue reading →

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – As the number of announced candidates for the Democratic presidential nomination continues to rise exponentially, the Democratic Nomination Controller (DNC) is working overtime to find a formula for conducting candidate debates. The number of candidates is … Continue reading →