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Surprise result in ‘good Samaritan’ trial

Posted on January 19, 2019

ARIZONA (Rooters agency) – When Bernardo Littlehope and Madeline Velasco separately witnessed a severe traffic accident a little over a month ago, both responded without a thought for his/her own welfare. Velasco pulled open the door of the damaged vehicle, … Continue reading →

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Senate votes to abolish itself

Posted on January 14, 2019

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – In a unanimous vote, the US Senate today supported a Constitutional amendment to abolish itself. The overwhelming vote (1-0 under the body’s arcane rules as to what can be voted on and by whom) was on … Continue reading →

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President explains lack of concern about government shutdown

Posted on January 11, 2019

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – “The shutdown doesn’t bother me bigly,” President Ronald Dump said today in an exclusive interview with Pox News. “It could go on for years, even until 2021,” the President said. President Dump explained that he thought … Continue reading →

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Whales, sharks consider food question

Posted on November 26, 2018

PACIFIC OCEAN (Rooters Underwater agency) – Part of the upcoming Gathering of Sealife looks to be highly contentious, due to the proposal by some species and genera to impose a moratorium on the practice of hunting and eating Homo sapiens. … Continue reading →

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President calls for new Electoral College

Posted on November 7, 2018

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – President Ronald Dump today called for the establishment of an Electoral College to elect members of the House of Representatives. “Electoral College would stop illegal immigrants electing Congress,” the President tweeted. “If good enough for President, … Continue reading →

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