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Economic argument backs President’s tax bill

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – There is now overwhelming Congressional support for President Dump’s tax bill, after economists pointed out the implications of one of its provisions. It is accepted among economists who influence the government that people will do their … Continue reading

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President denounces ‘lies’

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – “Lies, lies, lies,” President Ronald Dump tweeted today. “It’s all lies. I never did anything. And I’m the BEST DIDN’T DO IT.” The President was so annoyed that he barely paused to acknowledge that, because of … Continue reading

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Experts back President’s warning on Russia investigations

ANALYSIS (Rooters agency) – International observers and US political analysts are generally agreed with President Ronald Dump’s warning that investigations into alleged Russian interference in the 2016 US election could lead to war, costing “millions and millions of lives.” Professor … Continue reading

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Governor enlists God against evil shooters

AUSTIN (Rooters agency) – Governor Grunge Babbitt today announced firm measures to reduce mass shootings in his state. “Better late than never,” the Governor declared, announcing that the state government would “work with God” to stop armed psychopaths from shooting … Continue reading

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Unexpected results of increased religious liberty

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – Political observers here are wondering whether President Ronald Dump received the best political and legal advice before he announced changes to health insurance rules last week. The changes allow any company or institution that provides health … Continue reading

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Secretary of State arrested

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – After the first nine months of the Ronald Dump Administration, it was only mildly surprising when the Secretary of State Rexxon Pillager was arrested this morning. Pillager was taken into custody by the Frequently Bungling Inquisitors … Continue reading

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President, Congress resolve North Korea problem

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – Supported by a large majority of Congress, President Ronald Dump today announced a solution to the North Korean development of nuclear weapons and ballistic missiles. “We are thinking and praying about this,” the President said. “That … Continue reading

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