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President calls for new Electoral College

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – President Ronald Dump today called for the establishment of an Electoral College to elect members of the House of Representatives. “Electoral College would stop illegal immigrants electing Congress,” the President tweeted. “If good enough for President, … Continue reading

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President planning further changes to Constitution

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – Following his issuing of an Executive Order canceling the 14th Amendment of the US Constitution, President Ronald Dump has indicated his intention to change or cancel several other Constitutional provisions. Top of the list, the President … Continue reading

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President repels another invasion

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – President Ronald Dump today claimed “unprecedented success” in repelling “another invasion” of the United States. The President had declared a “victory bigger than World War Two or Vietnam” after he sent troops to the country’s southern … Continue reading

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Halloween: ‘Too much horror’

CHICAGO (Rooters agency) – “It’s too much. Halloween horror is supposed to be a joke. This is too real.” With these words, a national ad hoc coalition of parents groups, psychiatrists, psychologists, educators, and other concerned citizens has launched a … Continue reading

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Verily credible

Yes, verily credible. A fight. Because he was a fake news journalist. And a cover-up for Bezos Amazon cheating the Post Office. So when he went into the consultant and saw these guys who didn’t like his fake news, he … Continue reading

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President offers FBI help on missing journalist

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – President Ronald Dump has offered Turkey and Saudi Arabia the services of the FBI to investigate what he called the “mysterious disappearance” of a dissident Saudi journalist. In an interview with Pox News, the President said, … Continue reading

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White House denies micromanaging investigation

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – The White House has denied that it is exerting undue influence over the FBI’s investigation of accusations concerning Judge Brash Cattlecar, President Dump’s nominee to become a Justice on the Supine Corpse. After the majority of … Continue reading

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