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WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – In recent weeks, insiders report, the State Department has been “absolutely swamped” by submissions from officials of foreign governments setting out the reasons they believe they should be banned from receiving US visas. “I am not … Continue reading →

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – President Ronald Dump has said he is being unfairly targeted by “dead Democrats” who are manipulating statistics in an effort to discredit him. The President tweeted the idea he had spoken of at his Tulsa rally, … Continue reading →

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – President Ronald Dump has denied that his campaign rally in Tulsa had failed to live up to his advance description, which said: “The event in Oklahoma is unbelievable. The crowds are unbelievable. They haven’t seen anything … Continue reading →

[Rooters agency analysis] – “One rotten apple spoils the barrel” is a longstanding and well-known proverb in the United States. Applied to institutions, it suggests that a “rotten” – corrupt or abusive – individual, upon discovery, needs to be expelled … Continue reading →

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – After visiting an Episcopalian church and a Roman Catholic shrine in recent days, President Ronald Dump today said he intends to continue making pilgrimages to various religious sites. Speaking to reporters in the White House Toad … Continue reading →

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – After weeks of dissension within the party regarding its Presidential candidate, the Democratic National Cabal (DNC) today announced a compromise new candidate. The original presumptive nominee, Bogus Blending, was sent an email telling him that the … Continue reading →

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – President Ronald Dump has described health workers dealing with the Covid-19 pandemic as “warriors.” Speaking during a campaign rally imposed on workers at a medical equipment center in Pennsylvania, the President said: “They’re running into death … Continue reading →

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – “You know what the crime is. It’s obvious even in the FAKE NEWS media which is all of them and they’re covering up the crime.” With these words, President Ronald Dump tweeted his accusations against his … Continue reading →

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – President Ronald Dump today announced that “many, many, many scientists” have discovered a cure for the disease caused by the Covid-19 virus. “It’s simple,” the President said. “You take some salt, a pinch, in your right … Continue reading →