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Food chain condemned for aiding Russia

NEW YORK (Rooters agency) – There has been widespread, mostly hostile, reaction in the US and Europe to the decision of Muckburgers to end its operations in Russia. Supporters of Ukraine against the invasion launched by Russian President Vladitude Buttinsky … Continue reading

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Stock exchanges in turmoil over court ruling

NEW YORK (Rooters agency) – Massive falls occurred across all US stock exchanges today. Exchanges across the world in turn reacted with sharp contractions in some stocks but also abrupt rises for others that are seen as competitors of US … Continue reading

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Another judicial leak

Afternoon naps in the conservatives’ chambers were suddenly interrupted by Sammy Altarboy. “Hey, guys, I’ve just been skimming the Constitution, and guess what.” Brash Cattlecar looked up from his laptop, after carefully closing the lid. “It doesn’t mention abortion. You … Continue reading

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Some guidance on terminology: Better safe than sorry

(As has been reported, the Russian government has banned use of the term “war” to describe its conflict with Ukraine. Although there are no reliable reports of this edict being further extended, there are clearly many Russians aware of a … Continue reading

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Allies respond to criticism on Ukraine

BRUSSELS (Rooters agency) – The Western military alliance NETO (Nearly Everywhere Treaty Organization) has forcefully rejected claims that it is not doing enough in regard to the Russian invasion of Ukraine. Speaking to journalists here, Jan Stutterstop, secretary-general of NETO, … Continue reading

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Ukraine crisis displays difference of administrations

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – The liberal wing of politics here is quietly pleased with a particular contrast between the current administration and its predecessor. Former President Ronald Dump, who had pledged to choose “the best people” for government positions, in … Continue reading

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Court ruling throws election into turmoil

WASHINGTON, February 14, 2024 (Rooters agency) – An unexpected court ruling has disrupted nearly everyone’s expectations regarding the current presidential election campaign. In a surprise 6-3 decision, the country’s highest judicial body, the Supine Corpse, has disqualified former President Ronald … Continue reading

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Court decision spurs new industry

(Rooters agency analysis) – “Quick draw” is a skyrocketing industry in America, and it has nothing to do with the graphic arts. Across the United States, in red states and blue, businesses providing “rapid-response firearm training” are springing up and … Continue reading

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Texas schools scrambling to meet legal requirement

AUSTIN, TX (Rooters agency) – School boards and teachers are scrambling to find texts that conform with a new state law requiring schools and teachers to present both sides of political issues. Last week, education authorities informed the school board … Continue reading

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3 Governments defend new military pact

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – In what some analysts are calling “the biggest move for international peace and security since the Stalin-Hitler pact,” the US, UK, and Australia have formed a new defense alliance among the three countries. Since those countries … Continue reading

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