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WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – President Ronald Dump today threatened to cut off United States funding for the World Meteorological Organization (WMO), the international body with 193 members that seeks to coordinate observations of weather patterns worldwide. “It’s biased. It’s biased … Continue reading →

My fellow Americans – and Democrats too, my advisors said I should be excommentical: Tonight, and maybe tomorrow too but we hope not just in case, we face a terrible foreign virus, colonicalvirus, but it’s not too bad if everyone … Continue reading →

MILWAUKEE, July 8, 2020 (Rooters agency) – Plans for the Democratic National Convention, scheduled to be held here starting next Monday, have been thrown into disarray by yesterday’s announcement of the Great America Peace in Our Time Agreement between President … Continue reading →

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – US Secretary of State Dick Pompous has warned the British government that including hardware from Chinese company Byway in its 5G telephone network is a threat to the country. Bro Jejune, the Prime Minister of the … Continue reading →

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – The Majority Leader of the Senate today announced his party’s counterattack against the impeachment of President Ronald Dump. After a day of speeches for and against convicting the President – but no testimony – Senator Mulch … Continue reading →

ATLANTA (Rooters4 agency), December 3, 2042 – The White House today denounced as “treasonous scare-mongering” our report yesterday, which fakedly said that Hurricane 27 last week had flooded large parts of Miami and Fort Lauderdale. Rooters4 unreservedly acknowledges the accuracy … Continue reading →

(Rooters agency analysis) – In a blow from which the Internet may never recover (but probably will, even quickly), last week the notorious figure QAnon, who had legions of followers of his exposure of an international child sex trafficking ring … Continue reading →