Monthly Archives: January 2021

Exclusive: Text of Presidential letter

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – Rooters has learned the content of the letter that departing President Ronald Dump left for incoming President Joe Notrump. While not revealing the content of the letter, President Notrump described it as “very generous.” The text … Continue reading

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Cryptocurrency hits new highs

NEW YORK (Rooters agency) – Investors are rushing to buy Barnumcoins as the popular cryptocurrency hits new highs. The digital currency is seen as a hedge against inflation, as its price has been rising even more rapidly than the debts … Continue reading

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President reportedly planning post-January 20 move

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – “What? Me worry?” declared President Ronald Dump yesterday. “Why should I when I won the election and people love me all over the world?” The President was responding to reporters’ questions as to whether he was … Continue reading

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