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President says he will reveal vote fraud evidence
‘Blessing’ creates misunderstanding
Presidential Covid-19 ‘must be fake news’
Message from space translated
Administration plans further peace moves
Plastics: Scientists find no need for concern
President says: you can prove police aren’t racist
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President confident for future
State Department overwhelmed by visa submissions
President challenges ‘unfair’ dead
President: Rally ‘biggest ever’
Scientists investigate Rotten Apple Thesis
President to continue religious pilgrimages
DNC announces new Presidential candidate
White House: No details on ‘warriors’
President details charges against his predecessor
President announces cure for Covid-19
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President: ‘I never said it’
President explains sarcasm
President threatens to defund WMO
Beware disease
Pact leaves Democratic Convention in limbo
US warns Britain on 5G
Senate majority strikes back
Retraction of our fake news
After exposure of QAnon
President praises Syria agreement
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How The Ronald defeated the Devilcrats
Britain: Anarchy defeated
President rallies to defend Saudi Arabia
G7 disagree with President on Russia
London perplexed by US purchase offer
Disagreement over US-Britain summit
President announces plans for Greenland
Vote for Hatred
The President comments
Democrats respond to President’s surprise announcement
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The President’s speech
Iran misunderstands US demand
President defends intervention in British PM race
Why US tech company cut supply to China
London aligns with US on Iranian threat
Insider on Democratic dilemma of many candidates
Notre Dame fire sparks market rally
Ecuadorian President seeks new name
Government uncertain about Ukraine President
Government blocks trials of military
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Job application
Feeling lonely? You’re not alone
Former schoolteacher will not run for President
Ho-hum: Former fixer reveals more Presidential crimes
Church conclave condemns sexual abuse, if caught
Venezuela recognizes other candidate as US President
Surprise result in ‘good Samaritan’ trial
Senate votes to abolish itself
President explains lack of concern about government shutdown
Whales, sharks consider food question
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President calls for new Electoral College
President planning further changes to Constitution
President repels another invasion
Halloween: ‘Too much horror’
Verily credible
President offers FBI help on missing journalist
White House denies micromanaging investigation
The President in love
President cuts off possible FBI investigation of judge
Obstacle to North Korean deal explained
President’s Qatar move hailed
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President explains ‘fake news’ on Hurricane Maria
President threatens to withdraw US from world
Administration plan to reduce wildfires
Mexico to study role in US refugee disaster
Study confirms ‘fake news’ charge
Fifth figure at Helsinki summit
Economic analysis: Go long on shooting
US offers olive branch to Kim
White House statement on killing of journalists
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Justices uphold Nixon Doctrine
President jailed on his own recommendation
Space Force
Government vanishes into flying saucer
White House economist on way out?
President delighted by Singapore ‘propaganda victory’
Why President forgot the lyrics
First Lady reappears, but Presidential mysteries still unsolved
White House: No need to worry about North Korea deal
Foiled shooting inspires Presidential plan
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‘Compromise’ gun bill mooted in Washington
Senate endorses President’s choice of CIA head
President confident for Korea summit
President announces unusual lawsuit
International action against chemical weapons planned
Model application to teach
The strange events after US-North Korea summit
Playwright’s heirs sue President
Administration says maybe armed teachers not needed
President responds to latest mass killing
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US President comments on South Africa
White House declares support for women
White House chief of staff on the ropes
Capital considers how to rid itself of President
Washington awaits French President
Colleagues unanimous in not criticizing President
Exchange to list new artificial currencies
President’s ‘list’ fails to win UN vote
Economic argument backs President’s tax bill
President denounces ‘lies’
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Experts back President’s warning on Russia investigations
Governor enlists God against evil shooters
Unexpected results of increased religious liberty
Secretary of State arrested
President, Congress resolve North Korea problem
Myanmar leader responds: What she learned from US President
UN votes to relocate
Alliance wary of Russian military exercises
President calls for more statues
President reveals his philosophical bent
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General unclear on President’s nuclear order
President replaces What’s-his-name three days early
France, Britain show how to solve air problems
Cabinet decides on renaming months
President acts to block terror tourists
Unexpected outcome of Presidents’ meeting
Cuba announces sanctions to defend human rights in US
President’s Qatar move hailed
Extreme vetting catches three suspected terrorists
President pulls US out of United Nations
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President cleared regarding Russia
White House to change wording of Second Amendment
Ask Doctor Shrink: When the Emperor has no brain
After FBI sacking, administration considers who to bomb next
President talks of unexpected problems
A letter from the Department of Defense
How Presidential elections changed after 2017
Wide support for Russian President’s action
President takes firm stand on killing children
Administration unveils new doctrine
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President to be challenged for Republican nomination
Administration raises doubts on policies
Alert on microwave spying danger
Republicans respond to wiretapping charge
Administration mulls new name for health care policy
Congress investigates President’s charge against his predecessor
President fights back against ‘witch-hunt’
President defends boarders
Surprise court ruling on Presidency
President’s press conference praises his achievements
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President claims victory on Mexican wall
The end of the Dump administration
Administration clarifies not Muslim travel non-ban
Administration to step up border defense
Unusual lawsuit over comparisons with President
Russian ‘blackmail’ considered almost impossible
Almost-President’s relatively calm transition
Controversy over President’s White House proposal
False news revelation creates Constitutional dilemma
Alliance attacks Russian aggressiveness
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USA in turmoil as President-elect misses inauguration
President-elect fulfills campaign promise
Division of tasks in new administration: who will grope?
Ask Doctor Shrink
Australia announces final solution to refugee problem
Trump and child
USA to abandon cyber security
Publisher asks to be jailed
Syrian deal could be breakthrough
Politicians object to efforts to influence election
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Successful candidate declares it’s not really him
Presidential speech on nuclear weapons
Caligula comes to the party, or maybe vice versa
Academics dispute geographic discovery
Leading Republican candidate changing view on migrants
‛Naughty toddlers kill people’, says Weapons Association
Australia faces possible unusual election
Congress shaken up as Senate Republicans lose majority
Republican establishment finds answer to Dump
Authorities move quickly to create ‛special place’
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Former leading Republican candidate faces the boot
UK clarifies view of international law
Eternity becomes issue in presidential campaign
Letter from the Nobel committee
Peaceful occupation briefly disrupted
Pentagon videos show US peaceful intentions
How not to be shot in the USA
Could you be President?
Government hints at compromise on encryption
Researchers on track of reason for USA’s disappearance
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French secularism on the march
Party leaders take their distance from candidate, in millimeters
Why Parliament approved submarine upgrade
‛Candidate’s tax returns’ released
British Labour MPs react to referendum surprise
Jilted plea: ‛Please come back’
Trouble in kindergarten
Airline announces travel breakthrough
Washington defends ‛buzzing’ of Russian warship
Candidate calls for trimming voter rolls
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US reaches compromise on guns
ASPCA stops candidate debate
Australian Prime Minister changes his name
Candidate rejects criticism of his pyramids belief
Chinese pledge to defend freedom of seas
White House explains how it identifies dead enemies
Taliban welcome extension of US presence in Afghanistan
White House: On TPP, Congress should just do it!
Government prepares to deport ‛anchor baby’ descendants
Unplanned experiment shows guns not the danger
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Compromise ends European crises
Congress considers response to Russian bombing in Syria
New Congressional committee may subpoena Pope
Turmoil as US language amendment takes effect
Forward to the past: Australia gets new old prime minister
Candidates argue over whose wall is bigger
Corporations all buy themselves; stock exchanges shut down
Republican candidates call for Constitutional changes
US urges ‛genuine democracy’ in Cuba
New candidate shakes up Republican presidential race
President responds to TPP critics: ‛Shut up’
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World welcomes US border wall
Clement launches first campaign ad
Court frees mass murderer
‛Not the new normal’
Dear Minister …
Republican candidates divided on shape of world
US narrowly avoids post-Patriot Act devastation
US ‛sovereignty’ claims create unease
Washington rejects ‛absurd’ North Korean nuclear proposal
Crime fighting
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Changes to the List of States Supporting Terrorism
Bipartisan support for Presidency amendment
Nuclear talks: Israel demands equality
Congressional bill passes, paving way for Amendment
Members of Congress indignant over ‛foreign meddling’
Threats everywhere
‛No problem’ about Secretary of State’s emails – NSA head
Fears of US escalation downplayed
‛Bill of Rights applies to guns’
President announces ‛Life Cult’ program
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US Army hails success of Afghan training
UN imposes sanctions over destructive hacking
Congress suspends ‛medieval’ habeas corpus
Drones inflict crushing blow on enemy
US-Australia tension over climate change talks
US Senate votes to sanction Venezuela over CIA torture
From the website of the American Lunacy Expansion Conspiracy
Je suis, Inc.
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Congress aims to end illegal killings of Blacks
Politicians divided over climate fund
US ‛the one indisputable nation,’ declares President
Not only coal ‛good for humanity’
New possibilities in genetic modification
International court bans US military
IPhones banned: Australians rally to anti-terror war
Response to questions at presidential press conference
Unanimous result in US mid-term elections
Committee cancels Nobel Peace Prize
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Enemy’s name made official
Presidential speech on the war against terrorism
World’s governments rally to promote democracy in US
Analysis: US tries to decide on best war
Enthusiasm for new anti-terrorism laws
After shooting, new movement to oppose ‛prejudice’
Australia, US continue spat over boat people
President calls for Middle East peace, ‛like it used to be’
US Navy Thanks Ukrainian Rebels
US Supreme Court halts Afghanistan vote recount
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Dealing with the Unfortunate Disclosures in Germany
The world’s xth largest democracy
France to ban wearing of shoes
Police reject criticism over SCOTUS demonstration
Detroit Sunshine beats back terrorists
Issues behind US-Russia tensions
Prisoner exchange creates political crisis
Thai general explains non-coup
Russia sanctions US over Quebec
United States adopts new electoral procedure
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Lemmingization will see us through
Genetic modification promises multiple benefits
US welcomes Russian military training
US vice president promises to forgive Venezuela if it goes away
President deflects criticism of killing
Supreme Court rules on second amendment
‛Most dangerous regimes’ told to abandon nuclear weapons
US plan to mollify spied-on foreign leaders
Government puzzled by objections to reopening
US government not closed: ‛It was just a joke’
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‛No more delays’ on chemical weapons: Bombing raid destroys Pentagon
‛We were duped,’ says Nobel committee
Joint resolution on blowing up Syria
Possible insider threat
Conspiracy theories
Governments welcome US embassy closings
Washington protests blocking of US flight
President drops charges against Snowden
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President Nixon’s successful defense of national security
Introduction to Globalgrip
Supreme Court to hear case for Venezuelan recount
Press release from the Society for Some Sanity
Surprise result in papal election
Malian government lawyers defend targeted killings
Cubans decide to end blockade of US
President considers clemency appeal
‘Nukes the answer’ to schools violence
Both parties welcome end of the world
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Banks’ new plan for guaranteed Utopia
Bill before Congress to ban government sex
UN votes to expel USA from world
Governing body reshapes Olympics
‘It was just a game,’ say survivors of South Dakota drone attack
Parties agree to wipe out ‘entitlement culture’
Ivory Coast faces dilemma over US prisoners
God’s law, now state law: Arizona couple cope with unexpected birth
Iran denies civilian casualties in attack in Virginia
World reacts favorably to ban on US presidential campaign news
Small bump on president-elect’s road to national unity
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