WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – President Ronald Dump today threatened to cut off United States funding for the World Meteorological Organization (WMO), the international body with 193 members that seeks to coordinate observations of weather patterns worldwide.
“It’s biased. It’s biased to cool,” the President declared, departing from his prepared speech to a group of Boy Scouts who had been invited to meet him in the White House Toad Garden. “They keep saying that it’s hotter than ever, but we know very well things were much hotter in the Trampoline, and yet we’re all still here. After the Trampoline, still here not so bad hot stuff, like hot stuff myself that’s all fake news.”
Later, asked by a reporter if he was determined to attack the WMO, the President indicated a softer attitude toward that body. “They aren’t always wrong,” he said. “I saw a report that the world temperature in March was nearly 55 degrees, but that was fake news, because it turns out the WMO says the average temperature was only 12.7 degrees. Good for them, we might need to burn more coal to warm things up.”
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