President cleared regarding Russia

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – Investigators have concluded that President Ronald Dump is innocent of any improper handling of suspected ties between the Russian government and his Presidential campaign.

Congressional investigators had sought the answer to a question that was prominent in the unraveling of the Watergate scandal: “What did the President know, and when did he know it?”

After what they call an “exhaustive and exhausting” inquiry, which included interviews with dozens of people who know the President personally and the collection of virtually all of Mr. Dump’s public statements over the past decade, the investigators concluded:

“The President didn’t know anything. He still doesn’t. It’s not only the Russians and what his campaign was doing – he’s ignorant about everything. He knows nothing about nothing. Case closed.”