WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – Rooters has learned the content of the letter that departing President Ronald Dump left for incoming President Joe Notrump.
While not revealing the content of the letter, President Notrump described it as “very generous.”
The text of the letter was given to Rooters by a source that cannot be named for obvious reasons, but which Rooters considers totally reliable. The text is as follows:
“Hi Sleepy Joe,
“For UNITY, let Bygones be. The Country needs Unity and NO BYGONES. So Pardons for me and the Family would be GREAT.
“We would be VERY GREATFUL. It’s worth a Cool Ten Million if you do the RIGHT THING.
“Best Wishes,
“Your Once and Future President”