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WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – The White House has cited President Grump’s recent medical examination to argue that the President is no more mentally incompetent now than he was in previous exams. Speaking to reporters, White House press secretary Careless Levity … Continue reading →

In your view, the universe is the creation of God? Yes. And s/he is in charge of what happens in it? Let’s call Him “He” just to stick with tradition. Yes, He’s in charge. Of the whole thing? The whole … Continue reading →

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – In addition to the Nobel Peace Prize, President Donald Grump has been nominated for at least one and maybe several additional Nobel Prizes. The additional nomination(s) were announced in Washington by White House press secretary Careless … Continue reading →

(Rooters analysis) – Discussions of how artificial intelligence might alter employment and social relations have so far only skirted around a far more fundamental and disturbing aspect, according to a leading social scientist. Dr. Maxim M. Dubelthing, an expert in … Continue reading →

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – The well-known conspiracy internet site QRAnon has released the following statement regarding the death of Pope Francis: Shortly after Vice President Doggo Prance made an unscheduled visit with Pope Francis, the latter died. Coincidence, you say? … Continue reading →

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – Secretary of State Mark Arboreal has indicated that the US possibly walking away from too-slow Ukraine negotiations may be part of a larger diplomatic and governing strategy devised by President Donald Grump. “We have other things … Continue reading →

BRUSSELS (Rooters agency) – The recent surprise appeal by Denmark has thrown the NETO military alliance into confusion. By invoking Article 5 of the founding document of the Nearly Everywhere Treaty Organization, Denmark has raised the possibility of military conflict … Continue reading →

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – A survey of American judges by Rooters has found surprising support for a proposed annual culling of US judges. The proposal, advanced by Special Government Employee Gollum Rust, was “that the worst 1% of appointed judges, … Continue reading →

SAINT PETERSBURG (Rooters agency), 5 January 1917 – Tsar Nicholas II announced his “imperial joy” at the unexpected recovery of his Imperial Advisor Grigori Rasputin, who was injured in an assassination attempt last week. Tsarina Alexandra joined the Tsar in … Continue reading →

TEL AVIV (Rooters agency)–There are hopes for negotiations on the Middle East finally leading to results as Israeli Prime Minister Bud Nottonyernelly and US Secretary of State Wynkin Blinkered appear close to agreeing on a ceasefire. Observers say that the … Continue reading →