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TEL AVIV (Rooters agency)–There are hopes for negotiations on the Middle East finally leading to results as Israeli Prime Minister Bud Nottonyernelly and US Secretary of State Wynkin Blinkered appear close to agreeing on a ceasefire. Observers say that the … Continue reading →

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – In a shocking development that could disrupt the delicate balance of power between Retroactives and Demonstratives in Congress, last week a leading Retro was accused of not being human. The conspiracy website Heynonnynon has publicized a … Continue reading →

(Rooters analysis) – One of the least expected and least publicized developments in the current Presidential election campaign is support former President Ronald Dump from an unusual quarter. Peace activists, especially those concerned with the dangers of potential nuclear war, … Continue reading →

TEL AVIV (Rooters agency) – After its “highly successful” pager and walkie-talkie explosions in Lebanon, the Israeli intelligence and covert operations organization Mossacre is rumored to have an even bolder move in preparation. While nothing has been officially announced, sources … Continue reading →

WASHINGTON, October 31, 2024 (Rooters agency) – “This is not what we are. This is not the real America,” declared Retroactive Party Presidential candidate Ronald Dump. Responding to the same news as Dump, Vice President Houdini Nubiden basically agreed: “We … Continue reading →

Wholly Holy Truth magazine, the voice of the Wholly Holy Church of All the Truly Holy Apostles, is proud to present a journalistic exclusive. After our repeated humble prayers, the Lord of Hosts and Everything granted an exclusive interview exclusively … Continue reading →

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – In a surprising (to some) move, the Supine Corpse (SCOTUS), the United States’s top judicial body, has agreed to hear an English lawsuit seeking to invalidate the Declaration of Independence and return the USA to the … Continue reading →

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency analysis) – While there is already a great deal of judicial dispute over aspects of this year’s presidential election, one legal conundrum has attracted almost no attention. Yet it concerns what could be a crucial issue this … Continue reading →

(Rooters agency) – According to anonymous reliable sources, the Iranian government has unofficially reached out through third countries to say that it recognizes that its launch of numerous drones and missiles against Israel was an “unnecessary” escalation of the situation … Continue reading →

WASHINGTON, November 17, 2026 (Rooters agency analysis) – Less than two years ago, the nation seemed to believe that the 2024 Great Compromise (GC) had ushered in what would be at least a decade or so of relative political peace. … Continue reading →