PARIS (Rooters agency) – French President Eventual Micron has ordered the country’s military into its highest state of readiness, with particular emphasis on defense against surprise air attacks.

The move follows Micron’s acceptance of tariff negotiations unexpectedly proposed by US President Donald Grump.

“We weren’t born yesterday,” a French government spokesperson said. “We’ve seen what tends to happen to countries that engage in negotiations with the Americans these days. So yes, we are prepared in case the pattern continues to repeat.”

Analysts pointed out that a US surprise attack on France is made less likely by the fact that France, unlike Iran and Venezuela, has nuclear weapons.

But this factor is also being considered by some other countries threatened with US negotiations on tariffs or other questions. In Japan, for instance, the idea is circulating among military higher circles that perhaps it is time to remove the anti-nuclear clause from Japan’s constitution.