WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – The White House has cited President Grump’s recent medical examination to argue that the President is no more mentally incompetent now than he was in previous exams.

Speaking to reporters, White House press secretary Careless Levity said that the President, in his latest cognitive exam, “clearly distinguished between the pictures of an ant and an elephant.” Furthermore, she added, “the President was aware that the MRI conducted during his medical was directed to some part of his body. He said so, and I so no reason to contradict him.”

Asked whether it was true “that the President believes that tariffs are paid by whoever he decides must pay them,” Levity replied, “Well, he’s the President, and whatever the President decides must be presumed to be true. And remember, he aced the ant-elephant test. It’s fake news to claim that he just recalled the answer from an earlier exam. He can’t remember those.”