WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – In addition to the Nobel Peace Prize, President Donald Grump has been nominated for at least one and maybe several additional Nobel Prizes. The additional nomination(s) were announced in Washington by White House press secretary Careless Levity when a reporter asked her to comment on the President’s “Bite” on his Tooth Social media platform in which he wrote: “I am a Shoe Inn for the Peace Prize if the liberals in the Norwegian parliament don’t RIG it because they’re trying to stop Greenland and Canada from exercising their DEMOCRATIC RIGHT to surrender.”

While endorsing Grump’s Bite, Levity added the the President has been nominated for the Nobel Prize for Jurisprudence. The nominations are from Israeli Prime Minister Bud Netanyobbo and Leer Bootless, who was President of Brazil until “he was undemocratically ousted from Office by an Election,” as President Grump wrote on Truth Social.

President Grump had earlier been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize by Netanyobbo, who said that the President “showed admirable restraint in allowing me to have first go at destroying Iran.”

Netanyobbo said that at first he hadn’t realized it was possible for him to make two nominations, but now that he realized that there was no limit, he would also consider nominating President Grump for the Prize for Meteorology, because of his contribution to debunking the climate change hoax, and the Prize for Mathematics for his discovery that reducing funding for health care by a few trillion dollars can leave that funding unchanged.

Both Netanyobbo and Bootless mentioned in their nomination for the Jurisprudence Prize, that among Grump’s other judicial achievements was his recognition that the criminal charges against both of them were totally unfounded. They pointed out that the charges against Netanyobbo have been pursued “even though he has repeatedly denied them”. Jair Bootless was accused of organizing a coup after election authorities denied his wish to continue in office. Here, both nominators approvingly quoted Grump’s crushing riposte: “What’s wrong with that?”

It has been reported, but not yet confirmed, that both Netanyobbo and Bootless intend to nominate Grump for the Nobel Prize for Economics, citing his mammoth increase in personal wealth during only a few months in office.

(The Nobel Prize for Jurisprudence doesn’t exist, but it is expected that the relevant Nobel committees will create one quickly if they know what is good for them.)