WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – The well-known conspiracy internet site QRAnon has released the following statement regarding the death of Pope Francis:

Shortly after Vice President Doggo Prance made an unscheduled visit with Pope Francis, the latter died. Coincidence, you say?

But only a day earlier, the Pope had been released from hospital after recovering from pneumonia, and had delivered his traditional Easter blessing. If his health had been questionable, surely his doctors would have intervened.

Only a day before his meeting with the Pope, Prance had met with top Vatican officials, including Secretary of State Cardinal Pietro Parolin and Foreign Minister Archbishop Paul Gallagher. It seems highly unlikely that Prance could have raised issues that those officials could not deal with and that therefore had to be presented personally to the Pope.

Prance himself officially became a Catholic less than six years ago, in 2019. Before that, he spent years being either an atheist or one or another variety of Protestant. He claims that his wife, who is a Hindu, was important in his “conversion” to Catholicism.

It has been reported that the Pope gave Prance several chocolate eggs for the latter’s grandchildren. Did Prance similarly provide a gift to the Pope? If so, has it been thoroughly inspected and analyzed?

As is well known, in his last weeks the Pope had openly or implicitly criticized policies of the US government regarding the wars in Gaza and Ukraine and the Grump-Prance administration’s deporting of immigrants and refugees.

All these undisputed facts add up, at the very least, to require a thorough investigation of Prance’s meeting with the Pope, including the release of any CCTV footage of the meeting and a thorough report on any officials who may have accompanied the Vice President on his visit.

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