Shock claim could disrupt Congress

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – In a shocking development that could disrupt the delicate balance of power between Retroactives and Demonstratives in Congress, last week a leading Retro was accused of not being human.

The conspiracy website Heynonnynon has publicized a claim that Congressthing Modesty Trumpgang Grene (also known as GMT, for Grossly Medieval Thinking), a leading Retro member of the House of Representations (HR), far from being a legitimate representative of the voters who first elected her in preference to nobody, is “totally unqualified to serve.”

This is because Grene is “not a human United States citizen, but an Artificial Intelligence robot created by a Rothschild space laser.”

Even if the Supine Corpse were to rule that AI robots can be citizens (considered quite possible since it earlier ruled that corporations are “persons”), Heynonnynon argues that she/it does not meet the Constitutional requirement of HR members being at least 30 years of age, having been “created in 2018 or 2019.”

A GMT spokesperson (spokesrobot?), in response to the Heynonnynon claim, said, “GMT has done more than anyone to expose the role of Rothschild space lasers in American politics. Heynonnynon should stop using so much of that stuff they told us about.”

An anonymous Heynonnynon spokesperson countered: “That’s a standard AI response when it’s exposed. It just proves our point. Did you expect them to admit it?”

However, it appears that GMT is seeking to tone down the controversy. Last night, she released a statement saying, “This is all a misunderstanding, which is partially due to me forgetting to pay my membership dues on time. We are all on the same side, and no one should doubt my devotion to the repeated re-elections of President Ronald Dump for as long as he is in charge of the Retroactive Party.”

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