TEL AVIV (Rooters agency) – After its “highly successful” pager and walkie-talkie explosions in Lebanon, the Israeli intelligence and covert operations organization Mossacre is rumored to have an even bolder move in preparation.

While nothing has been officially announced, sources close to Prime Minister Bud Nottonyernelly have told Rooters that Mossacre has been instructed to proceed towards implementation of Operation Scrumptious.

The plan of Scrumptious is based on the discovery that many Hezbollah fighters are fond of the Lebanese sweet baklava. It would be fairly easy, Mossacre technicians believe, to inject the filo pastry used to produce baklava with a quick-acting poison such as cyanide. “Many Hezbollah terrorists could be eliminated,” according to one of the sources, by cyanide-laced pastry used in commercially prepared baklava.

Asked whether the Israeli government had considered that such an operation might also kill significant numbers of innocent Lebanese civilians and therefore result in charges of war crimes, another of the sources said, “The Prime Minister doesn’t think that’s a problem. The use of poison against indigenous troublemakers is quite common: for instance in America or Australia, not to mention all the countries that today are exporting poisonous industrial wastes to countries not equipped to deal with them. Who has clean enough hands to criticize us?”