Monthly Archives: September 2024

TEL AVIV (Rooters agency) – After its “highly successful” pager and walkie-talkie explosions in Lebanon, the Israeli intelligence and covert operations organization Mossacre is rumored to have an even bolder move in preparation. While nothing has been officially announced, sources … Continue reading →

WASHINGTON, October 31, 2024 (Rooters agency) – “This is not what we are. This is not the real America,” declared Retroactive Party Presidential candidate Ronald Dump. Responding to the same news as Dump, Vice President Houdini Nubiden basically agreed: “We … Continue reading →

Wholly Holy Truth magazine, the voice of the Wholly Holy Church of All the Truly Holy Apostles, is proud to present a journalistic exclusive. After our repeated humble prayers, the Lord of Hosts and Everything granted an exclusive interview exclusively … Continue reading →