Monthly Archives: October 2020

‘Blessing’ creates misunderstanding

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – The State Department has been overwhelmed by diplomatic sympathy messages from around the world, all based on a misunderstanding. Unfortunately, an ambiguous network news release (not by Rooters), quoting President Ronald Dump’s statement that his contracting … Continue reading

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Presidential Covid-19 ‘must be fake news’

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – Reports that President Ronald Dump and the First Lady Melancholia have been diagnosed with Covid-19 have been denounced by several of the President’s supporters. One of the first was Special Presidential Investigator Rudely Juicy, who interrupted … Continue reading

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