Monthly Archives: September 2020

Message from space translated

UNITED NATIONS HEADQUARTERS, NEW YORK (Rooters agency) – The UN Secretary-General has released the provisional translation of the mysterious message that arrived from space last week. Nearly everyone on Earth has by now seen a video of the apparent “meteor” … Continue reading

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Administration plans further peace moves

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – Buoyed by its success in putting an end to the long-running wars between Israel and the United Arab Emirates and Israel and Bahrain, the Administration of President Ronald Dump is launching further peace offensives. “Peace in … Continue reading

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Plastics: Scientists find no need for concern

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – Scientists this week announced some good news: we can stop worrying about the amount of plastic accumulating in our environment, and particularly in our food chain. Some scientists and environmentalists have long been concerned about the … Continue reading

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President says: you can prove police aren’t racist

President says: you can prove police aren’t racist WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – President Ronald Dump today issued a challenge to supporters of Black Lives Matter and other critics of police behavior to test their charges of racism in policing. Speaking … Continue reading

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