Monthly Archives: May 2020

DNC announces new Presidential candidate

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – After weeks of dissension within the party regarding its Presidential candidate, the Democratic National Cabal (DNC) today announced a compromise new candidate. The original presumptive nominee, Bogus Blending, was sent an email telling him that the … Continue reading

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White House: No details on ‘warriors’

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – President Ronald Dump has described health workers dealing with the Covid-19 pandemic as “warriors.” Speaking during a campaign rally imposed on workers at a medical equipment center in Pennsylvania, the President said: “They’re running into death … Continue reading

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President details charges against his predecessor

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – “You know what the crime is. It’s obvious even in the FAKE NEWS media which is all of them and they’re covering up the crime.” With these words, President Ronald Dump tweeted his accusations against his … Continue reading

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President announces cure for Covid-19

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – President Ronald Dump today announced that “many, many, many scientists” have discovered a cure for the disease caused by the Covid-19 virus. “It’s simple,” the President said. “You take some salt, a pinch, in your right … Continue reading

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