Monthly Archives: January 2020

US warns Britain on 5G

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – US Secretary of State Dick Pompous has warned the British government that including hardware from Chinese company Byway in its 5G telephone network is a threat to the country. Bro Jejune, the Prime Minister of the … Continue reading

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Senate majority strikes back

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – The Majority Leader of the Senate today announced his party’s counterattack against the impeachment of President Ronald Dump. After a day of speeches for and against convicting the President – but no testimony – Senator Mulch … Continue reading

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