Monthly Archives: October 2019

President praises Syria agreement

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – “Strategically brilliant!” “Pure genius!” “The biggest bestest thing that has ever happened in American foreign policy!” With these words, President Ronald Dump offered his measured evaluation of his latest moves in regard to the Turkey-Syrian Kurds … Continue reading

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How The Ronald defeated the Devilcrats

From The Dump Dynasty: A Short History for High School Students, Godly Press, 2033: With the blessings we enjoy today (the cause of the jealousy that makes the rest of the world hate us), it is too easy to forget … Continue reading

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