Monthly Archives: August 2019

Disagreement over US-Britain summit

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – Analysts and politicians on both sides of the Atlantic are scrambling to discern the full meaning of the just concluded First Best Ever Special Relationship Summit. It is generally agreed that the two summiteers – Ronald … Continue reading

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President announces plans for Greenland

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – President Ronald Dump today announced that the United States has acquired Greenland as its newest territory. The President denounced as “fake news” reports that the government of Denmark had denied there was any agreement for the … Continue reading

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Vote for Hatred

Sir: Here is our first draft of the re-election ad. We look forward to your comments. Vote for Hatred. Vote for Me. All those Others who Infest OUR COUNTRY are against us. We must stop them. Hate them. The Other … Continue reading

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The President comments

@realRonaldDump My THOUGHTS and PRAYERS with our American citizens, from Toledo to Palo Alto. Especially Toledo mostly real Americans. Texas also in my thoughts. Empty until 1776. Then Americans moved in and made Texas Great Again for frist time. Wonderful … Continue reading

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