Monthly Archives: January 2019

Venezuela recognizes other candidate as US President

CARACAS (Rooters agency) – In a move widely applauded in less economically developed parts of Africa, Asia, and Latin America, the Venezuela government today announced that it was withdrawing recognition of “usurper Ronald Dump” as President of the United States. … Continue reading

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Surprise result in ‘good Samaritan’ trial

ARIZONA (Rooters agency) – When Bernardo Littlehope and Madeline Velasco separately witnessed a severe traffic accident a little over a month ago, both responded without a thought for his/her own welfare. Velasco pulled open the door of the damaged vehicle, … Continue reading

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Senate votes to abolish itself

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – In a unanimous vote, the US Senate today supported a Constitutional amendment to abolish itself. The overwhelming vote (1-0 under the body’s arcane rules as to what can be voted on and by whom) was on … Continue reading

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President explains lack of concern about government shutdown

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – “The shutdown doesn’t bother me bigly,” President Ronald Dump said today in an exclusive interview with Pox News. “It could go on for years, even until 2021,” the President said. President Dump explained that he thought … Continue reading

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