Monthly Archives: July 2018

Study confirms ‘fake news’ charge

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – Independent research has confirmed that US media are printing or broadcasting a large amount of fake news about the administration of President Ronald Dump. The President recently declared that “90% of media coverage of my administration … Continue reading

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Fifth figure at Helsinki summit

WASHINGTON (A Rooters agency exclusive) – The world was told that US President Ronald Dump and Russian President Vladitude Buttinsky met in their Helsinki summit with only one Russian and one US translator present. But Rooters has learned that a … Continue reading

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Economic analysis: Go long on shooting

BRUSSELS (Rooters agency) – Around the world, share prices of defense industry corporations have jumped dramatically following US President Ronald Dump’s remarks to the summit meeting here of NETO (Nearly Everywhere Treaty Organization). Dump took other participants in the summit … Continue reading

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US offers olive branch to Kim

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – Secretary of State Dick Pompous this week held out an olive branch to the North Korean regime of Kim Jung-il Jim. Following his visit to Pyongyang, where Pompous discovered that the North Korean leader hadn’t heard … Continue reading

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