Monthly Archives: October 2017

Unexpected results of increased religious liberty

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – Political observers here are wondering whether President Ronald Dump received the best political and legal advice before he announced changes to health insurance rules last week. The changes allow any company or institution that provides health … Continue reading

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Secretary of State arrested

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – After the first nine months of the Ronald Dump Administration, it was only mildly surprising when the Secretary of State Rexxon Pillager was arrested this morning. Pillager was taken into custody by the Frequently Bungling Inquisitors … Continue reading

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President, Congress resolve North Korea problem

WASHINGTON (Rooters agency) – Supported by a large majority of Congress, President Ronald Dump today announced a solution to the North Korean development of nuclear weapons and ballistic missiles. “We are thinking and praying about this,” the President said. “That … Continue reading

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